Subject: HUM: Energized (**1/2)


  Energizer Bunny Death Notice
  I'm saddened to announce the passing of The Energizer Bunny.
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  <AP August 22, 1996 - The Energizer Bunny, known best for "going and going
  and going..."  passed away last evening at 12:42am.

  Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical
  examiner
  ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual
  over-stimulation.

  Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming
  and coming and coming...

  Foul play has not been ruled out.